JOKES
1. One of the most powerful connection is
when yr mom/aunt or sister is among the
people sharing food in a wedding ceremony
or funeral
2. My girlfriend wrote *Human* *bean “*
instead of *” Human been “*
Should I dump her because she can’t spell ?
*
3. Nowadays guys will impregnate ladies,
leave her and follow her on Instagram to
monitor how the baby is growing.
Isn’t God so wonderful.
4. Do you remember when you were small
and you thought the moon use to follow
you ..That’s when your stupidity started.
5. A pregnant girl on my Facebook list finally
gave birth…
Now she’s been uploading her baby pics
every 20mins, and this makes me feel like I
am raising her child with my data bundles.
6. Because of Video call with
Malaysia Boyfriend , some Girls
are now sleeping with Make-up
7. I wonder why you are wasting ur time
blockin people on Facebook? I mean u could
hav use d block to build house na;
8. Nigerian police be like…”oh..you think you
have all the receipts bah??..oya where is the
receipt of all these receipts you brought
out?.
9. I heared …. Beauty isn’t measured by
outer appearance and what clothes we
wear, but what we are inside ..ok, try going
out naked tomorrow and see the
admiration!
10. I just finished reading the ten
commandents.Not even one said men
should give Women money.My brother are
you sure we are not committing sin
11. When I hear men say “women are
wicked” I just laugh; what do u expect from
the only creature that met the devil one on
one???
12. Ibadan People please , it is not
Jibiti bank, it is "GTbank" Thank you
13. Churches Should Stop Men From Using
Bible Mobile Apps While The Sermon Is
Going On. 98% Of Them Are Checking
Livescore.
14. I was owing MTN 1000, then I threw the
sim away and bought a new sim..
When I tried borrowing again, they replied
with a message "YOU AGAIN"
15. Imagine if PTA existed in higher
institution..
Dad: how's my son doing?
Lecturer: I've never seen this young man in
my life..
16. when Jesus said it is finished he was
actually talking about Nigeria.
17. The Road to heaven is very narrow
I pitty fat people...... Is it true that fat girls wedding dresses for pregnant women
consune too much data just asking o
18. I Used To think that have heard the
craziest thing in the world until yesterday
wen somebody ask me for NYSC past
question.
19. December breakup... Why did you sweep
my room with broom when you know I'm
supporting (PDP) its over
20. The Problem of this country is the letter
P for problem. President, Politicians, Police,
PHCN. They are all letter P. let me
take my leave.... Yeh who slap me
Which number made u laff more??